I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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