You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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