i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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