her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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