I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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