what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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