is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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