he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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