Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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