He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
my shit smells like andre
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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