I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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