the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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