I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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