This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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