Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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