That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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