A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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