im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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