When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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