Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
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Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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