But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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