We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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