rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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