...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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