wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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