I am spending my child support on dildos
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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