wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
my shit smells like andre
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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