do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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