Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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