Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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