Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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