maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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