i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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