Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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