are you still at the devil's house?
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
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suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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