jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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