Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
God, I missed his penis.
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