There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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