his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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