she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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