i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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