Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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