So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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