if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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