Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
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No stitches, just platelets and will power
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
two words: eviction party
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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