I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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