If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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