Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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