He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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