I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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