last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
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I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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