I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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