Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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