worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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