If that was your dad, he is hot
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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