New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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