Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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