i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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