i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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