Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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