NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
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dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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